Holy sweet fuck…. I’m alive! I owe everyone a big apology for neglecting DA for the past month. I’ve been trying not to let “the man” get me down, but society always finds a way to clusterfuck plans. So, being in a transitional mode in work, finishing school, beginning a summer semester and recent plans of moving due to my condo falling to shit to the point that it’s going to be demolished by the end of the summer (something I found out late last week of all shit-disturbing things) I’ve been real fucking busy. Let’s just pray that I’m able to make the next cable payment so I can frequent DA alottttt more. Either that, or I should give up being an alcohlic.

That brings me to the next thing. I won’t be able to dish out the prizes right away, but I will get to it, hopefully by mid-end summer. I know it sucks, but that’s the best I can do. But I can’t stress it more that THE WINNERS WILL GET PAID! Dolla dolla billz yo. So hold onto your horses and the just desserts will taste even sweeter when you get them. Hell, the contest started early last December or something, so the whole thing has been a long way coming. And I promise that the next contest I have will be waaaay more punctual and the timeline will be more strict on my end. Give me a break though, it’s my first contest, but I appreciate the lack of nagging from all of you patient people, for the most part haha

Okay, enough bantering from me, let’s get onto this thing!

THE WINNERS:

1st Place goes to:

A truly amazing, entry proving that you don’t need color to win. The backgrounds were freaking immaculate and really added to the entire comic. The glowing city in the distance in the first image, the details of the spaceship, the laser effects, and the stars in space all demonstrated immense effort put forth into Berggie’s entry. Not to mention the hilarious additional characters such as the boob-loving valentine guy, Chibi Darth and Shia, and the BE gun equipped infiltrators bursting onto MQ’s ship which added some unique plot development to this expanding experience. This entry definitely got bonus points for making me laugh more than once and on several pages! The rendition of Lexi and her personality was portrayed very accurately with very little dialogue which is impressive and her appearance from close-ups of her face, to medium views showing the size of her jugs compared to the rest of her body and also far zooms, showing the immensity of her rack compared to the frigging earth were some of the best I have ever seen. The butt expansion, both the manner of her cheeks bursting from their pants, to the view of the expansion was incredible. Something else I’ve also never seen done before so fluidly showing the growth. The evil attitude and dominatrix personality of the Martian Queen was very well represented and it’s hard to beat galactic tits that can nipple-crush a city. The sheer size of the BE and ButtEx was, of course, very commendable as well. A first rate entry in my books and 1st place prize winner to boot!

2nd Place goes to:

A very, very, VERY close second place! The pure AWESOME of this entry had me flabbergasted from the moment I set eyes on it. The image of Lexi, color coordination of her outfit, hair color, eye color and skin tone were the most accurate I have ever seen. I don’t know how MilkyBody did it, but it’s as if he got inside my head and knew exactly how I wanted Lexi to look. Perfect amount of cleavage showing from the tube top, and ultimate precision on her jutting hips, and the hair (which I tend to be picky about) couldn’t have been done better! I am still shocked to this day! The coloring was some of the best I’ve seen, and the best I’ve seen Lexi colored in to this date. I loved the Valentine’s theme, and the weight loss candy plotline. Very fitting for Lexi and it accentuated her personality flawlessly. What also really grabbed my attention about this entry was the angles used from each frame. The Martian Queen and Marvin in the background over Lexi’s shoulder, the view from below as her stomach gurgles and the full frontal BE finish of the Martian Queen were fantastic. My favorite frame is Lexi’s second burst of expansion. Uber sexy and Uber win. I loved her reaction to her top bursting and the butt expansion pressing up against the frame and escaping the top of her jeans was over the top delicious. The expansion on the Martian Queen’s part couldn’t have been better, and her using Lexi as a test subject and her later on jealousy really hit the nail on the head with the way I wanted to see her personality. One of the greatest submissions a contest-thrower could ever ask for.

3rd Place…is a TIE between: &

Don't worry! A tie doesn't mean these fellows split the $25... they'll each be getting $25 These two went for the funny bone and succeeded brilliantly. Firstly, Augman’s representation of both Lexi and the Martian Queen were accurate, humorous and just down right sexy. The colors were amazing and using a previous Duck Dodgers episode for the plot base was pure genius! The loads and loads of dialogue kept the pacing of the comic very smooth, with the Martian Queen butting in reminiscence of the early episode this parodies. The butt expansion couldn’t have been better, and the “Oh Really” Gopher was fucking hysterical! The jab at the Queen not having a mouth was funny as shit too! Toymaker’s entry was so very very funny, I vomited twice from busting a gut! His entry was the most accurate to Lexi’s personality that I’ve seen. I loved the portrayal of the Queen out to lord over Lexi having to serve her and despite her expansion, as long as Mr. Googles paid greater attention to her, rather than Lexi, then she would be happy as punch ☺ The Queen’s physical appearance was sexy as hell! Loved the hips especially! I also thought the portrayal of Lexi being shown as evil was spot on as well. The expansion was terrific, and the booty wiggle from the Queen trying to fit through the door was as sultry as it was hilarious. A very prize worthy entry indeed! Besides, not many things can beat a cuss-mouthed wrench

Honorable mentions go out to for amazing entries as well ☺

And there we have it. After several death threats (by people who didn’t even enter the contest) I have provided you all with the results. If any of the other contestants would like me to comment on their entry then let me know and I’ll update the journal for you, but I have to load this now in fear for my life haha. Once again, I apologize for the incredible lateness of this posting, but I did hold the deadline for quite a while and I guess I am going to call a favor in and assume we’re all squared up now And I really appreciate the patience of the artists, unless of course they made alternate accounts to nag the hell out me haha. Also, if anyone has any problems with my lateness or the fact that the prizes can’t be distributed immediately then please contact me and I’ll probably send you such a heart-breaking response about my miserable life that you’ll end up wanting to pay ME


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The Panel of Judges:




THE PRIZES:

1st Place: $100, and free request from Crubat (involving his characters, including Lexi of course)
2nd Place: $50, and a free request from Grumpygrimone
3rd Place: $25, and a pat on the back for being kick ass